Why am I having so much trouble getting what I want?

I'm in seventh grade, and have been extensively bullied, bested in PE, my parents refused to take me where I wanted to go, and I failed the tryouts for band even after spending all my savings on the most expensive flute to find out it was silent or awful sounding. The guy I like doesn't even notice me, and there places I want to go that I cant even get to. Can you give me instructions on how to make each wish come true. I will seriously cry if I cant get some of the things I want I need an itemized list of solutions to grant my wishes?











1: I wish I could fly in a hot air balloon: I've always wanted to be like balloon boy





2: I wish I could go to Iowa: I just want to see a farm, and hug the cudly pigs, cows, bulls, and chickens and


such





3: I wish I could go to tennessee: just want to hear what a banjo sounds like





4: I wish I could go to kansas: To meet dorthy, and ask the wizard of oz for some help





5: I wish I could go to colorado: To climb pikes peak





6: I wish I could go to florida: To visit the happiest place on earth, and to see the tropics





7: I wish I could sail on a pirate ship: To explore the caribbean, and see more of the tropics





8: I wish Mark would take me to the dance: He is soooooooooooooooo cuuute , but he is in 12th grade, and I'm in seventh grade. He never even thinks of me, I saw him at a Springboard Diving meet me and my friends watched. He has better abs than any of the guys my age have, and he looks just like Jusin Bieber. I would seriously swim in the arctic ocean if that would impress him. I want HIM to ask me out to the dance. I hope we would than fall in love at the dance, and live happily ever after, he is truly my "knight in shining armor"





9: I wish I was the most popular girl in school: So I wouldn't be bullied so much





10: I wish I had a dragon: To set fire to the bullies houses





11: I wish I had a tiger: To loose in the school and have it bite the bullies





12: I wish I had a JohnDeere Z-TRAK Estate Series Tractor: As just another toy





13: I wish I had a bulldozer: So I dndn't have to ride the school bus





14: I wish I had the philosophers stone: So I could make the elixyr of life to restore my rabbit





15: I wish my pet rabbit would come back to life: I miss my bunny





16: I wish I had a moon rock necklace: Moon rocks are more precious than diamonds, and would really like to brag to my friends, where can I find moon rocks





17: I wish I had a lock of Justin Bieber hair: It cost $40,000 on ebay i heard, and I couldn't afford it. Selena gomez has a lock of his golden hair, and i am so jealous of her





18: I wish I had a time machine: So I could have all the powers father time has, I really want to go back to the time mark was my age and so I could say how I liked him soooo much and tell him how cuuuuute he is. I would tell him how I went back in time to tell him this so he actually paid attention to me, and how I saw him at the springboard meet, and maybe then he would have come up to the stands and asked me out. I would also like the time machine so that I no longer hae to reed the boring history book





19: I wish I could sing better: So I could impress mark





20: I wish I could play the flute: So I could join the F**king band





21: I wish I could excel in gymnastics: So I could take the spotlight from those kids who bested me in PE





22: I wish for A and B grades: So I can go straight from seventh grade to college, I really want to be with Mark





23: I Wish I had a Gucci Bag: Every other kid has a G by Guess purse, and I think that it is Gucci. They are wicked expensive





24: I wish I had a chihuahua: They are a great fashion accessory





25: I wish Mark would give me a tiffany necklace every day: I never got one for my birthday, and I really want every design of tiffany necklace they make





26: I wish I had an enchant spell to make a wand that could be used to granyt these wishes, I need a wand that operates on wishes not spells





27: I wish I had some sort of detailed instructions on how to make each wish come|||You're having trouble getting what you want because you either want the impossible, the unreasonable, or the stupid.



You've posted this twelve times now. If this is how you act at school, I'm pretty sure I'd bully you too.|||Sorry your going thru this but try harder and forget about mark find some other guy your age he is way older than you and of course he will have a better body than guys your age|||I'm confused..... Troll? Or mentally unstable kid......? I'm so confuzzled..........|||hahahahahahahaha you are such a fag|||This isn't funny|||me too i want kill racists|||1: Go get a job, save up money, and buy it yourself.





2: Go get a job, save up money, and do it yourself when you're old enough to drive/have your own car





3: Go get a job, save up money, and do it yourself when you're old enough to drive/have your own car





4: Get some mental help, Dorothy and the land of Oz aren't real (unless you're talking about Australia)





5: Type "Ari Vatanen Pikes Peak" into Youtube, close enough.





6: Go get a job, save money, do it yourself when you're old enough





7: Now you're just being stupid.





8: Get a brain.





9: You want to be the bully instead?





10: Now you're really being stupid.





11: It gets worse apparently.





12: Okay you're definitely a troll.





13: Really no-one can be this stupid right?





14: Oh my goodness you need help.





15: Lots of help.





16: On the moon, duh.





17: If you had half a brain you would be dangerous





18: *headdesk*





I can't even finish this, I'm getting dumber by the minute just reading it. This HAS to be a troll, no-one is this vapid and stupid...right?|||Is there a reason why you keep posting and reposting this "question"?