How could I make these dreams come true?

I'm in seventh grade, and have been extensively bullied, bested in PE, my parents refused to take me where I wanted to go, and I failed the tryouts for band even after spending all my savings on the most expensive flute to find out it was silent or awful sounding. The guy I like doesn't even notice me, and there places I want to go that I cant even get to. Can you give me instructions on how to make each wish come true. I will seriously cry if I cant get some of the things I want





1: I wish I could fly in a hot air balloon: I've always wanted to be like balloon boy





2: I wish I could go to Iowa: I just want to see a farm, and hug the cudly pigs, cows, bulls, and chickens and


such





3: I wish I could go to tennessee: just want to hear what a banjo sounds like





4: I wish I could go to kansas: To meet dorthy, and ask the wizard of oz for some help





5: I wish I could go to colorado: To climb pikes peak





6: I wish I could go to florida: To visit the happiest place on earth, and to see the tropics





7: I wish I could sail on a pirate ship: To explore the caribbean, and see more of the tropics





8: I wish Mark would take me to the dance: He is soooooooooooooooo cuuute , but he is in 12th grade, and I'm in seventh grade. He never even thinks of me, I saw him at a Springboard Diving meet me and my friends watched. He has better abs than any of the guys my age have, and he looks just like Jusin Bieber. I would seriously swim in the arctic ocean if that would impress him. I want HIM to ask me out to the dance. I hope we would than fall in love at the dance, and live happily ever after, he is truly my "knight in shining armor"





9: I wish I was the most popular girl in school: So I wouldn't be bullied so much





10: I wish I had a dragon: To set fire to the bullies houses





11: I wish I had a tiger: To loose in the school and have it bite the bullies





12: I wish I had a JohnDeere Z-TRAK Estate Series Tractor: As just another toy





13: I wish I had a bulldozer: So I dndn't have to ride the school bus





14: I wish I had the philosophers stone: So I could make the elixyr of life to restore my rabbit





15: I wish my pet rabbit would come back to life: I miss my bunny





16: I wish I had a moon rock necklace: Moon rocks are more precious than diamonds, and would really like to brag to my friends, where can I find moon rocks





17: I wish I had a lock of Justin Bieber hair: It cost $40,000 on ebay i heard, and I couldn't afford it. Selena gomez has a lock of his golden hair, and i am so jealous of her





18: I wish I had a time machine: So I could have all the powers father time has, I really want to go back to the time mark was my age and so I could say how I liked him soooo much and tell him how cuuuuute he is. I would tell him how I went back in time to tell him this so he actually paid attention to me, and how I saw him at the springboard meet, and maybe then he would have come up to the stands and asked me out. I would also like the time machine so that I no longer hae to reed the boring history book





19: I wish I could sing better: So I could impress mark





20: I wish I could play the flute: So I could join the F**king band





21: I wish I could excel in gymnastics: So I could take the spotlight from those kids who bested me in PE





22: I wish for A and B grades: So I can go straight from seventh grade to college, I really want to be with Mark





23: I Wish I had a Gucci Bag: Every other kid has a G by Guess purse, and I think that it is Gucci. They are wicked expensive





24: I wish I had a chihuahua: They are a great fashion accessory





25: I wish Mark would give me a tiffany necklace every day: I never got one for my birthday, and I really want every design of tiffany necklace they make





26: I wish I had some sort of detailed instructions on how to make each wish come|||You have a lot of wishes. Go for the small achieveable ones don't expect a bulldozer but for instance you could practice for the flute or instead of going to camp you could get your parents to do these things with you|||wtf.