Wednesday, March 7, 2012

How could I make these wishes come true?

I'm in seventh grade, and have been extensively bullied, bested in PE, my parents refused to take me where I wanted to go, and I failed the tryouts for band even after spending all my savings on the most expensive flute to find out it was silent or awful sounding. The guy I like doesn't even notice me, and there places I want to go that I cant even get to. Can you give me instructions on how to make each wish come true. I will seriously cry if I cant get some of the things I want I need an itemized list of solutions to grant my wishes?











1: I wish I could fly in a hot air balloon: I've always wanted to be like balloon boy





2: I wish I could go to Iowa: I just want to see a farm, and hug the cudly pigs, cows, bulls, and chickens and


such





3: I wish I could go to tennessee: just want to hear what a banjo sounds like





4: I wish I could go to kansas: To meet dorthy, and ask the wizard of oz for some help





5: I wish I could go to colorado: To climb pikes peak





6: I wish I could go to florida: To visit the happiest place on earth, and to see the tropics





7: I wish I could sail on a pirate ship: To explore the caribbean, and see more of the tropics





8: I wish Mark would take me to the dance: He is soooooooooooooooo cuuute , but he is in 12th grade, and I'm in seventh grade. He never even thinks of me, I saw him at a Springboard Diving meet me and my friends watched. He has better abs than any of the guys my age have, and he looks just like Jusin Bieber. I would seriously swim in the arctic ocean if that would impress him. I want HIM to ask me out to the dance. I hope we would than fall in love at the dance, and live happily ever after, he is truly my "knight in shining armor"





9: I wish I was the most popular girl in school: So I wouldn't be bullied so much





10: I wish I had a dragon: To set fire to the bullies houses





11: I wish I had a tiger: To loose in the school and have it bite the bullies





12: I wish I had a JohnDeere Z-TRAK Estate Series Tractor: As just another toy





13: I wish I had a bulldozer: So I dndn't have to ride the school bus





14: I wish I had the philosophers stone: So I could make the elixyr of life to restore my rabbit





15: I wish my pet rabbit would come back to life: I miss my bunny





16: I wish I had a moon rock necklace: Moon rocks are more precious than diamonds, and would really like to brag to my friends, where can I find moon rocks





17: I wish I had a lock of Justin Bieber hair: It cost $40,000 on ebay i heard, and I couldn't afford it. Selena gomez has a lock of his golden hair, and i am so jealous of her





18: I wish I had a time machine: So I could have all the powers father time has, I really want to go back to the time mark was my age and so I could say how I liked him soooo much and tell him how cuuuuute he is. I would tell him how I went back in time to tell him this so he actually paid attention to me, and how I saw him at the springboard meet, and maybe then he would have come up to the stands and asked me out. I would also like the time machine so that I no longer hae to reed the boring history book





19: I wish I could sing better: So I could impress mark





20: I wish I could play the flute: So I could join the F**king band





21: I wish I could excel in gymnastics: So I could take the spotlight from those kids who bested me in PE





22: I wish for A and B grades: So I can go straight from seventh grade to college, I really want to be with Mark





23: I Wish I had a Gucci Bag: Every other kid has a G by Guess purse, and I think that it is Gucci. They are wicked expensive





24: I wish I had a chihuahua: They are a great fashion accessory





25: I wish Mark would give me a tiffany necklace every day: I never got one for my birthday, and I really want every design of tiffany necklace they make





26: I wish I had an enchant spell to make a wand that could be used to granyt these wishes, I need a wand that operates on wishes not spells





27: I wish I had some sort of detailed instructions on how to make each wish come|||Sorry i didn t read all this ...


Go to bed and start dreaming ur wishes ...


Good night :p|||If I could be bothered to answer this I still wouldn't.


Life is full of disappointment kid. Get over it. You seem quite selfish. The more I read the more selfish I think you are.





1. Find a place that does hot balloon rides and ask your parents if they'd take you.





2: Why would you hug them? Again. Ask your parents.


3:


Just for a frickin banjo? Youtube. Music store. I'm sure you can play one badly in there. I know why americans are responsible for so much of the carbon emmisions you just want to pollute the earth to see a banjo.


4:


Doesn't exist.


5:You want to travel. Save money. Go when your older.


6:Lies.


7: I wish I could sail on a pirate ship: To explore the caribbean, and see more of the tropics


Over rated. You'd hate it.


8: I wish Mark would take me to the dance: He is soooooooooooooooo cuuute , but he is in 12th grade, and I'm in seventh grade. He never even thinks of me, I saw him at a Springboard Diving meet me and my friends watched. He has better abs than any of the guys my age have, and he looks just like Jusin Bieber. I would seriously swim in the arctic ocean if that would impress him. I want HIM to ask me out to the dance. I hope we would than fall in love at the dance, and live happily ever after, he is truly my "knight in shining armor"


Plenty of fish in the sea. Looks aren't everything and bieber sucks. Oh and with the age gap he will NEVER be interested.


9: I wish I was the most popular girl in school: So I wouldn't be bullied so much


What will it get you? Finish school and it won't make a difference.


10: I wish I had a dragon: To set fire to the bullies houses


Stupid. They probably have reasons.


11: I wish I had a tiger: To loose in the school and have it bite the bullies


Stupid, it would kill them.


12: I wish I had a JohnDeere Z-TRAK Estate Series Tractor: As just another toy


Toy store.


13:


Planet killer.


14:ITS A BOOK.


15:Pets die. Get over it. Buy a new one, I'm sure there are plenty in the pound waiting to be rehomed.


16:


Ohh brag. Spoilt.


17:Stupid. It's hair. Want a lock of mine? $39,999, I can sing like a girl too!


18:


Glad to see you have your priorities sorted. not.


19:


Mark this maark that. I don't even know the guy and I strongly dislike him.


20


Unless you wanna go somewhere with it there is no point. EFFORT REQUIRED


21:


I can't do PE did I wish I was great at it? Put the effort in .


22:No comment. Oh yeah EFFORT REQUIRED..


23:


Waste of money. FASHION IS OVERATED.


24:


I wouldn't let you. A dog isn't for fashion!


25:


Oh boo hoo. I'd be happy with a top. You want a necklace worth $100's, oh sorry you want several thousand worth in necklaces.


26:


I can tell you are in 7th grade. I wonder why mark doesn't notice you when you act like this.


EFFORT AND SORT YOUR PRIORITIES OUT!


It's obvious what to do about all of them!|||go through school and get a job save your money dont waste it on dumb things. you will need a car or someone to drive/fly you to those places so you will need a lot of money. Save up work hard and you can get anything you want in life. its your life make what you want of it you just have to work at it

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