How can I make these wishes come true?

I'm in seventh grade, and have been extensively bullied, bested in PE, and failed the tryouts for band even after spending all my savings on the most expensive flute to find out it was silent or awful sounding. The guy I like doesn't even notice me, and there places I want to go that I cant even get to. Can you give me instructions on how to make each wish come true. I will seriously cry if I cant get some of the things I want





1: I wish I could fly in a hot air balloon: I've always wanted to be like balloon boy





2: I wish I could go to Iowa: I just want to see a farm, and hug the cudly pigs, cows, bulls, and chickens and


such





3: I wish I could go to tennessee: just want to hear what a banjo sounds like





4: I wish I could go to kansas: To meet dorthy, and ask the wizard of oz for some help





5: I wish I could go to colorado: To climb pikes peak





6: I wish I could go to florida: To visit the happiest place on earth, and to see the tropics





7: I wish I could sail on a pirate ship: To explore the caribbean, and see more of the tropics





8: I wish Mark would take me to the dance: He is soooooooooooooooo cuuute , but he is in 12th grade, and I'm in seventh grade. He never even thinks of me, I saw him at a Springboard Diving meet me and my friends watched. He has better abs than any of the guys my age have, and he looks just like Jusin Bieber. I would seriously swim in the arctic ocean if that would impress him. I want HIM to ask me out to the dance. I hope we would than fall in love at the dance, and live happily ever after, he is truly my "knight in shining armor"





9: I wish I was the most popular girl in school: So I wouldn't be bullied so much





10: I wish I had a dragon: To set fire to the bullies houses





11: I wish I had a tiger: To loose in the school and have it bite the bullies





12: I wish I had a JohnDeere Z-TRAK Estate Series Tractor: As just another toy





13: I wish I had a bulldozer: So I dndn't have to ride the school bus





14: I wish I had the philosophers stone: So I could make the elixyr of life to restore my rabbit





15: I wish my pet rabbit would come back to life: I miss my bunny





16: I wish I had a moon rock necklace: Moon rocks are more precious than diamonds, and would really like to brag to my friends, where can I find moon rocks





17: I wish I had a lock of Justin Bieber hair: It cost $40,000 on ebay i heard, and I couldn't afford it. Selena gomez has a lock of his golden hair, and i am so jealous of her





18: I wish I had a time machine: So I could have all the powers father time has, I really want to go back to the time mark was my age and so I could say how I liked him soooo much and tell him how cuuuuute he is. I would tell him how I went back in time to tell him this so he actually paid attention to me, and how I saw him at the springboard meet, and maybe then he would have come up to the stands and asked me out. I would also like the time machine so that I no longer hae to reed the boring history book





19: I wish I could sing better: So I could impress mark





20: I wish I could play the flute: So I could join the F**king band





21: I wish I could excel in gymnastics: So I could take the spotlight from those kids who bested me in PE





22: I wish for A and B grades: So I can go straight from seventh grade to college, I really want to be with Mark





23: I wish I had some sort of detailed instructions on how to make each wish come|||1. Possible. The rides cost money so start saving up now.





2. You do not hug pigs and bulls on a farm. They can be outright dangerous. Chickens are okay and possibly a cow.





3. You can listen to a banjo online.





4. I wish you luck on that one.





5. Possible in the future. Learn to climb first.





6. Florida actually sucks if you don't like sweating. Go in the winter.





7. Dangerous. Current pirates are often killed.





8. "Shining armor" tends to rust over time.





9. Give it time. Dress like a tramp and all the guys will love you. Of course all the girls will hate you.





10. Can you say "Molotov Cocktails" ?





11. Even 'domesticated' tigers are often dangerous to their owners. I suggest a house cat.





12. Tractors rock. Save a lot of money and buy one.





13. The only thing better than a tractor is a bulldozer. Save up even more money.





14. Your rabbit is in a better place running though fields of green grass.





15. Life never goes away. It changes and becomes other life.





16. Build a space ship. Go to the moon. Get some moon rocks. Might be easier to steal them from a museum though.





17. My hair is falling out. You can have all you want. A mixture of black and white.





18. Time machines aren't possible. Sorry. Two objects can't occupy the same space at the same time. You can't even go back a nano second because you were already there.





19. Some people are easy to impress.





20. Try a different instrument.





21. Practice makes perfect.





22. Everything worth having requires dedication to get.





23. Well, I tried anyway.|||Read this book ... The Secret to Teen Power by Paul Harrington. Good luck =)|||All i can say is just hang in there kid most of us have wishes too that maybe won't come true|||this makes me pretty sad :/

the bullying will get better, you're only in 7th grade, and about the 12th grade boy, don't even get involved with that as theres 5 years apart, hun.

by the time you're in high school I'm sure many guys will like you. as for traveling, you definitely can do those things once you get a bit older. as well as the singing playing the flute and getting good grades, just work hard and dedicate your time to it, you can be great at anything if you put your mind to it, don't let those immature people get to you. in a few years it won't even matter.



it'll all get better. you have your WHOLE life ahead of you.|||Hun...I understand I got a lot of wishes too...but some of them aren't possible...about number 8, firstly I am in 12 grade, and a guy would NEVER date a girl from 8th grade...and trust me its not fun either, people would call him a pedophile and other girls from jealousy would hate you even more. Life is real...you have to be happy with what you got. You are in middle school, when I was in middle school life sucked for me too but as I went forward in my life, I became popular and by grade 9 everything changed. You have to do something to impress them; play on an instrument (what I did) learn a new language, dance, sing etc. If you think all these wishes would come to you without you trying you're wrong. To achieve something you gotta keep trying. Learn how to play on a flute and do it so good that everyone would forever shut the f*ck up. You need to realize world is cruel, and you're not 6 anymore. Don't try to have all these wishes come true, because some of them aren't possible, instead try to do something you can. Oh and NEVER EVER cut or suicide! Its the worst thing you can do! Only losers do that! Be strong, and wait for high school. Please.